Suck Mommy's Piss Flaps - A Splatter Punk Erotica

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You might think I’m your average spooky, queer, goth girl that lives in a haunted house with spiders, bones, bugs and witchy shit with a girlfriend who has a girlfriend who has a husband. 

But I’m much more than that.

 

I’m a hitwoman.

They pay, I slay.

 

Oh by the way, those bones that decorate my house... (as well as other things) are my little keepsakes from my victims.

Psst, spoiler alert: I also keep their dicks and eyeballs.

 

Anyway, I kill men that have a hearing issue... you know, the ones that can’t hear the word ‘no’ when a woman says it?

Yeah, that‘s me. 

I’m mommy. 

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